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    Bumped into my attorney on Christmas Eve at the grocery store as I was grabbing a couple last minute items. Had a quick friendly chat. Good guy.

    Later that day I was working on something out in my shop and something occurred to me. If you would have told me I ever would’ve needed an attorney when I was 16-17 or whatever, I wouldn’t have believed you. Why would I ever need a lawyer? I’m certainly not planning on being a criminal.

    Fast forward several years and now I have used his services twice. Motorcycle crash and divorce...

    Women and motorcycles. 2 of the most dangerous and expensive things a man can’t resist...


    Happy New Year

  • #2
    Lol, Same here but ad house purchase different lawyer though.

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    • #3
      “If it’s got tits or wheels, you’re gonna have problems.”
      “The West is the Best" - Jim Morrison

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Shores View Post
        “If it’s got tits or wheels, you’re gonna have problems.”
        Only difference is you can fix the wheels, you can even have "fixed" tits, you just cant fix tits.

        Rod

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Shores View Post
          “If it’s got tits or wheels, you’re gonna have problems.”
          ...and the bigger they are, the bigger the problems!

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          • #6
            If its got tits or tires I'll make it squeal
            2018 Kawasaki Concours 14

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Messer2.0 View Post
              If its got tits or tires I'll make it squeal
              The tires I believe. The other, are you sure it's squeal or is it really laughter?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by grubsie View Post

                The tires I believe. The other, are you sure it's squeal or is it really laughter?
                Well if you're doing it *right* she should start with the squealing, then work up to a combination of uncontrollable laughter *and* tears, concluded by her release of extreme satisfaction resulting in exhaustion; followed by a request for a warm damp washcloth and something to drink. ...That is if you're doing it right.
                Last edited by Doc_V; 2 weeks ago.

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