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    got a one year old grandson that doesn't weigh 20lbs that SNEEZED on me last week and i've been on my back ever since...bringing up brownish green chunks of my lungs, spinning like a top, ears exploding, nuclear nasal drip, with a side of pink eye...

    gloom despair and agony on me
    deep dark depression
    excessive misery
    if it weren't for bad luck
    i'd have no luck at all
    gloom despair and agony on me...zing flem...

  • #2
    Lol. Wait until he/she starts daycare. When my kids first started they were sick all the time for about a month, along with my wife and i. After that month they build their immune system and everything goes back to normal.
    But i hear you. Ive been sick as a dog because of them

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    • #3
      I've always thought kids should be quarantined until they're at least 20...just to be on the safe side.

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      • #4
        I have a 3 month old who is slowly getting exposed to the world of germs. Hopefully all the immunizations I received before moving to China, flu and pneumonia immunizations since returning will shield me from some of the pain and misery you elude to.
        Your grand son is only trying to help you get stronger Grampa!

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        • #5
          Kids today have been raised on big pharma poisons, gmo poisons, Chinese food imported poisons and the list goes on. We ate from the garden, butchered our own cows pigs and chickens, still don't get sick today with flu or colds.

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          • #6
            Call the police! :-)

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            • #7
              you look into those sweet blue eyes and that "happy to see you grandpa" smile and wonder how that little shit could pass that amount of misery on to a full size adult without being near death himself...he just wanders about with a smile on his face and a green booger in his nose...zp...

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              • Rodzim
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                Funniest thing ive read in a while

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              My three kids were portable petri dishes for the first dozen years. Click image for larger version

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              • Lucky
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                My wife is a school teacher so we always get our shots.
                Fixed that photo for you all. just drag it over to your desk top.

            • #9
              I am now 71 years old. My one and only experience with the flu was ten days after I received my one and only flu shot. I get colds but never the flu.

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              • #10
                All I know is people are living a lot longer than what they did in the old days and I also know that we will never all agree with each other...I also know here in auAustral we have just got over winter and I've had 4 colds so far and I hope I have no more .my grandkids go to kindy and come home with a rotten snotty cold and I usually end up with it.anyway it's time for another beer before I hit the sack..so here's cheers to you fellas ...cheers...catch ya soon fellas

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                • #11
                  When I started working at the children’s hospital, I stayed sick for like 2 months. God it was awful.

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                  • #12
                    the day before yesterday was the first day my head was clear, and it was a cold not the flu, which his older brother gave me the two years preceding that despite my having had my flu shot...any who i'm on the mend with only a little brain damage oozing out my nose in the morning...it was a rough ride, again the only symptom my grandson had was the occasional green boogie gorilla glued to his upper lip just under his nose...zingcrud...

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