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  • I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
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    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • I'll do algebra, I'll do trig and I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line.
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      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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        • For these guys, I say, "It's the circle of life." It also serves them right!
          At least three poachers who broke into a rhinoceros reserve met a gruesome fate when they were mauled to death by a pride of lions. The hunters were torn to shreds by the big cats at the Sibuya Game Reserve South Africa, where staffers discovered bloodied body parts, including a head and limbs.
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          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
          (But you can call me Joe)

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          • If a parsley farmer is sued, would they garnish his wages?
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            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • Lost my watch at a party once. I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude and punched him in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
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              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
              (But you can call me Joe)

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              • I loved when my dad put me inside a tire and rolled it down a hill. Man, those were goodyears.
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                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                (But you can call me Joe)

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                • Some people say I'm addicted to somersaults, but that's just how I roll.
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                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • I could have been a monk, but I missed my chants.
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                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                    • Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils.
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                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                      • I'm so grateful that somebody invented window blinds. Otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.
                        Peace,
                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • Classic vinyl albums are selling for record prices.
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                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                          (But you can call me Joe)

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                          • They say that a dog can retrieve a ball from a mile away. That seems a bit far fetched to me.
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                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                            (But you can call me Joe)

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                            • I went shopping for cherries and microphones. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                              (But you can call me Joe)

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                              • I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                (But you can call me Joe)

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                                • You can't just get cremated. You have to urn it.
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                                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                                  • My wife tells me I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe a word she says.
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                                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                                    • Back in his day, the ladies considered Samuel Morse to be a dashing young man.
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                                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                                      • If a dog see a police dog, does he think, "Oh no, it's the cops?"
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                                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                                        • Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Use a comma. It saves lives.
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                                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                          (But you can call me Joe)

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