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  • I'm not sure why some people don't like vegans. I've never had a beef with one.
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    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • In school I studied archeology. Now my life is in ruins.
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      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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      • I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
        (But you can call me Joe)

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        • I tried to take some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they turned out real grainy.
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          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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          • There is a movement to replace the numbers on the clock with emojis. Not on my watch.
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            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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            • Don't spell PART backwards. It's a TRAP.
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              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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              • Highlighters are the future. Mark my words.
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                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                • My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
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                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • Bad spellers of the world, untie.
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                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                    • I tried working as a lumberjack but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the axe.
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                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                      • Random thought... Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
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                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • Who was the smartest man in the bible? Abraham: He knew a Lot.

                          And Lot's wife was a pillar of the community, salt of the earth she was.
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                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                          • A convict with a stutter died in prison... Before he could finish his sentence.
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                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                            • When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                              (But you can call me Joe)

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                              • Tequilla probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.
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                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                (But you can call me Joe)

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                                • All those that believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
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                                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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