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  • In school I studied archeology. Now my life is in ruins.
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    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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      • I tried to take some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they turned out real grainy.
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        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
        (But you can call me Joe)

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        • There is a movement to replace the numbers on the clock with emojis. Not on my watch.
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          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
          (But you can call me Joe)

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          • Don't spell PART backwards. It's a TRAP.
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            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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            • Highlighters are the future. Mark my words.
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              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
              (But you can call me Joe)

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              • My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
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                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                (But you can call me Joe)

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                • Bad spellers of the world, untie.
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                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • I tried working as a lumberjack but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the axe.
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                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                    • Random thought... Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
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                      • Who was the smartest man in the bible? Abraham: He knew a Lot.

                        And Lot's wife was a pillar of the community, salt of the earth she was.
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                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • A convict with a stutter died in prison... Before he could finish his sentence.
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                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                          (But you can call me Joe)

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                          • When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                            • Tequilla probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.
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                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                              (But you can call me Joe)

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                              • All those that believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
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                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                (But you can call me Joe)

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                                • Napolean may not have designed his coat, but he had a hand in it.
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                                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                                  • My sister confessed that she didn't understand cloning. I told her that made 2 of us.
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                                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                                    • I recently had a proud father moment. I had a squeeze bottle of jelly that I couldn't get anything out of. My son took 1 look at it and said, "Of course not, it's jammed."
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                                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                      • I wanted to watch the world oragami cahmpionship, but it was only on paper view.
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                                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                        • I tried to be a professional blacksmith, but I was arrested for forgery.
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                                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                          (But you can call me Joe)

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