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  • Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

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    • Why are koalas not real bears? They don’t have the proper koalafications

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        • After 10 years a wife started to think their child looks kind of strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs. She told her husband what she found out and the husband replied; You don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me go and change him, so I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there. The wife fainted......

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          • Never buy anything with Velcro. It's a rip-off.
            Peace,
            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • roadiemort
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              Tell that to my bro that had a stroke at 43 lol, he would still laugh though.

          • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

            Great food, but no atmosphere.
            Peace,
            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • Did you know that Jet Li had a large family? Lots of brothers and sisters.

              His brothers:
              Broco - He is a vegetarian.
              Sarcastic - The witty one
              Serious - The not so funny one
              Sudden and Rapid - The quick twins
              His sisters:
              Ug and Beast - Speaks for themselves
              Lone - She can't get a date.
              Peace,
              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
              (But you can call me Joe)

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