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  • #41
    Researchers have successfully cloned vocal chords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
    Peace,
    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • #42
      People who write burro when they mean burrow, clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
      Peace,
      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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      • #43
        I bet the buthcer $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

        He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
        Peace,
        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
        (But you can call me Joe)

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        • #44
          A friend of mine had a job selling beer in a convent.

          Out of all her coworkers, she was the best bar nun.
          Peace,
          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
          (But you can call me Joe)

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          • #45
            If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?
            Peace,
            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • #46
              Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy!
              Peace,
              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
              (But you can call me Joe)

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              • #47
                Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot!
                Peace,
                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                (But you can call me Joe)

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                • #48
                  A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired.
                  Peace,
                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • #49
                    What did the tin man say after being run over by a steamroller?

                    Curses, foiled again!
                    Peace,
                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                    • #50
                      I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
                      Peace,
                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                      • #51
                        Statistics have shown that women that carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
                        Peace,
                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • #52
                          I'm never going to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.
                          Peace,
                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                          (But you can call me Joe)

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                          • #53
                            Pollen, it's what happens when flowers can't keep it in their plant.
                            Peace,
                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                            (But you can call me Joe)

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                            • #54
                              I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
                              Peace,
                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                              (But you can call me Joe)

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                              • #55
                                I've long had a paraoia of ice cream cones, but I licked it.
                                Peace,
                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                (But you can call me Joe)

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                                • #56
                                  Upon death, cremation is not a given. You've got to urn it.
                                  Peace,
                                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                                  • #57
                                    Ever try blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!
                                    Peace,
                                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                                    • #58
                                      I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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                                    • #59
                                      How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down.
                                      Peace,
                                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                                      • #60
                                        I tried to make a reservation at the library, but they were all booked.
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                                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                        (But you can call me Joe)

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