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  • I lived on a houseboat for a while and dated the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
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    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • I have a friend that composes ditties about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter.
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      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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      • I'm banned from the local beach. Just because my dogs name is shark.
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        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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        • Hands up if you like stretching!
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          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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          • Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter, scientists have recently discovered Doesn't Matter, which seems to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.
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              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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              • Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished. I'm no quitter.
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                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                • When your pets die, bury them with saddles and weapons so future archaeologist will think we rode cats into battle.
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                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • I've never really understood nostalgia. I must be missing something.
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                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                    • People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a professional electrician.
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                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                      • No matter how much music changes over the years, AC/DC will always be current.
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                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • Remember these 2 words. They will open the doors in your life. Push, Pull.
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                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                          (But you can call me Joe)

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                          • I shot my first turkey this past weekend. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
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                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                            • I'm going to the plastic surgeon tomorrow. Anyone want to help me pick my nose?
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                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                              • So what if I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world.
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                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                • I can't find me "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago....
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                                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                  • I saw an ad for a radio that said "Radio for sale, $1, Volume stuck on full." I thought, I can't turn that down.
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                                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                    (But you can call me Joe)

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                                    • To fix the casings of London's Big Ben, the repairmen worked around the clock.
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                                      • If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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                                        • Waldo has gone to a new age retreat. He hopes to find himself.
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