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  • If a couple decide with absolute certainty that they want to have a baby, is that a preconceived notion?
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    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)

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    • My flat earth friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove that it was flat. In the end, he came around.
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      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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      • 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
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        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
        (But you can call me Joe)

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        • Man in boxers leads police on a brief chase.
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          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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          • If you overdose on Viagra, do you die hard?
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            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • I never wanted to be a mime. That just goes without saying.
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              • 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
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                • When the circus found the human cannonball, he was hired and fired in the same night.
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                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                  • When the human cannonball quit the circus, they couldn't find a replacement of his caliber.
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                    • The department store chandelier was the highlight of my day.
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                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                      • I ran into a hurdle yesterday, but I got over it.
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                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone, then it dawned on me.
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                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                          • Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks, how do you know that I'm not a serial killer? I replied the chances of 2 serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.
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                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                            • I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
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                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                              • Did you know that Raymond Burr had a brother? His name was Tim.
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                                Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                  Funny Punny but truth is:Burr bequeathed his estate to Robert Benevides, and excluded all relatives, including a sister, nieces, and nephews. His will was challenged, without success, by the two children of his late brother, James E. Burr.[6]:216–218 Benevides's attorney said that tabloid reports of an estate worth $32 million were an overestimate.[

                              • Originally posted by Txulrich View Post
                                Did you know that Raymond Burr had a brother? His name was Tim.
                                That one took me a while, Joe. LOL!

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                                  BTW, he was a lumberjack!

                              • Shopping online is putting your money where your mouse is.
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                                • Went to see a flea circus over the weekend. All of the fleas suddenly disappeared. It left us all scratching our heads.
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                                  • Electricians aren't shocked to learn that they must strip to make ends meet.
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                                    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
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                                    • Police say man with no hands and legs is armed and dangerous.
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