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    Did you hear about the man with 6 toy horses stuck in his backside?

    The doctor said that his condition was stable!
    Peace,
    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)


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    • #3
      I put up a high voltage electric fence around my property.

      My neighbor was dead against it.
      Peace,
      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
      (But you can call me Joe)

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      • #4
        Someone blew up the restroom at the local police station.

        The police say they have nothing to go on.






        "There is nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."
        Chris, 2004 Roadstar Silverado

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        • #5
          A man walks into a funeral home and approaches the widow. "Excuse me, but may I say a word?"

          "Please do."

          The man turns, clears his throat and says, "Plethera," then sits down.

          The widow leans over to him and says, "Thanks, that means a lot."
          Peace,
          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
          (But you can call me Joe)

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          • #6
            Thanks God for nipples. Without them, boobs would be pointless.
            Peace,
            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
            (But you can call me Joe)

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            • #7
              Asses are universal. Some are animals and others are people.

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              • #8
                Little Johnny got a quarter from his mom to go get himself an ice cream cone down at the corner store. On his way out the door his dad also gave him a quarter and said, "hey, get me one too".
                Johnny returned with his ice cream cone, licking away. His dad said, "hey where's mine"?
                Little Johnny said, "oh, YOUR quarter fell out of my hand and rolled down the gutter"!

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                  A man walks into a funeral home and approaches the widow. "Excuse me, but may I say a word?"

                  "Please do."

                  The man turns, clears his throat and says, "Bargain," then sits down.

                  The widow leans over to him and says, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
                  Peace,
                  Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                  (But you can call me Joe)

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                        I always get advice from my street performer friends in Athens. Greek minds think alike!
                        Peace,
                        Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                        (But you can call me Joe)

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                        • #13
                          A women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?" She replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
                          Peace,
                          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                          (But you can call me Joe)

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                          • #14
                            No time like the present to open a gift!
                            Peace,
                            Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                            (But you can call me Joe)

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                            • #15
                              Some people say that I haven't gotten over my obsession with Phil Collins. Well, just look at me now!
                              Peace,
                              Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                              (But you can call me Joe)

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                              • #16
                                Of all the places I've ever been, this is one of them.
                                I love the smell of smoked pork in the morning !

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                                  No time like the present to open a gift!
                                  Not quite as funny in German but what is.

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                                  • #18
                                    A guy ask the bomb dismantler if his job was very stressful. The bomb guy said "not at all, it's all good or suddenly it's not my problem anymore."
                                    Life is tough, it's even tougher if your stupid----John Wayne

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                                    • #19
                                      I tried to be a professional blacksmith, but I was arrested for forgery.
                                      Peace,
                                      Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
                                      (But you can call me Joe)

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                                      • #20
                                        Kid joke!

                                        What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

                                        One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment!

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