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    A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD.
    He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli.
    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker.
    “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”
    The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says.
    “Nah, you go ahead.”
    Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
    He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.
    The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chilli back into the bowl.
    The old biker quietly says.
    “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

  • #2
    Never touch another's mans food is a good rule to live by lol.

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    • #3
      That just gives me the hebegebes I actually got a shudder after reading that.
      It's not that life is so short, it's just that you're dead for so long.---unknown.

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      • #4
        FAR OUT !!!

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        • #5
          NOPE!!!

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          • #6
            That's funny rite there !
            I love the smell of smoked pork in the morning !

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            • #7
              i t was taught, and i taught my kids, and Gkids to steal each others food, to teach them to guard it too. its a game. but we are all kittens at the same bowl of milk............share

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