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  • Ride That Pig

    Can't be real practical .
    Peace,
    Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
    (But you can call me Joe)


  • #2
    I bet it smells bad

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    • #3
      All motorcycles should look like that. I think it would reduce fatalities. How many times have we heard car drivers say "I never saw him" after they have plowed one of our riding brethren? Now, how many times have you heard someone say, "I never saw the giant pig with the man on top of it?" Admit it, you never have heard that, right? See, that alone right there tells me there is, at the very least, potential for saving lives with this. I'm sure the National Highway Safety Foundation is looking into it already.

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      • #4
        Looks like it has a huge hemroid!

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        • #5
          Never said that it was attractive, just that it was a pig!
          Peace,
          Baron Wilhelm Gustav von Schmidt III
          (But you can call me Joe)

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          • #6
            Are you sure its not a "hog"?
            2012 Road Star Silverado S

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            • #7
              I had a girlfriend once butt her taillight wasn't that big.

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              • #8
                Scuze me, but that's no pig, it's a hog! Seriously though, gotta hand it to that guy, not sure i could ride that thing in public.

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                • #9
                  No foot pegs? No shifter? Could be an automatic hog. Could be PhotoShopped.

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                  • Doc_V
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                    Looks like a scooter under all that bacon. He probably puts his feet on the...err... Back hooves?

                  • Spydr
                    Spydr commented
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                    After taking a closer look, I think it may be a scooter under all that pork too.

                • #10
                  If it smells like bacon, I'm in!

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                  • #11
                    Built for comfort?

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                    • #12
                      For a brief moment I heard dueling banjos...

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                      • zingpow
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                        brutal fp....

                      • Father Pobasturd
                        Father Pobasturd commented
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                        Hey Zing, that kid on the bridge, was he related to you? I see a resemblance.

                      • zingpow
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                        fp...was that you on the porch playing the banjo, if so that was your dad gassing up burt's vehicle and dancing the jig and your maw looking out the window...

                    • #13
                      Originally posted by zingpow View Post
                      For a brief moment I heard dueling banjos...
                      I think I've got some lipstick around here somewhere that my ex left behind. I could send it to you if you like.

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                      • Father Pobasturd
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                        Isn't there an old saying about lipstick on a pig? Something about how it don't belong there IIRC.

                    • #14
                      Have to wonder what transpired when Warren Beatty auditioned for that part....

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                      • BubbaKahuna
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                        You mean Ned Beatty? LOL

                      • Father Pobasturd
                        Father Pobasturd commented
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                        I stand corrected, yes Ned. Whole different movie with Warren Beatty squealing like a pig.

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